"есть бомбические настойки. ломитесь!"
"Nice food, nice price. P.S. Do no try to find any alcohol around this area - it's prohibited to sell, because mosque is very close."
"Сидим в некурящем зале. За соседним столиком сели администраторы и начали дымить по-черному. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."