"Why do all Chinese take-out places have the same fake window that shows a tropical beach? Its 42 degrees outside, Im not buying the illusion."
"If you like ambitious hot dog and bbq combos that dont quite make it...this is the place for you."
"There is a toll collector here who looks like Lurch from the Addams Family. He seems to be legally blind and terrible at his job."
"Menu is out of date. They DO have lemonade and iced tea Coolatas"
"There are few things more satisfying, than a delicious hot Red Osier sandwich for breakfast before a flight! Get 2."
"Gotta love a place that offers an "Add bacon to anything $1.95" option."