"If you want to be outside, bring shade...."
"If you come to a job interview, don't wear competitors brands PLEASE"
"Kids piss on pools. That is a fact. If you don't like that, don't come."
"Don't be rude, say Hello in the elevators."
"Imperdible la cama de clavos y la sala de las burbujas."
"Good exchange rate at the hotel."