"Try the bacon wrapped asparagus. Out of this world."
"They don' like it when you throw a tire through the window like on the T.V. Commercial."
"This is the Kingdom of Andre. Ask for him when you go in and you won't go wrong. He's a good dude that always looks out for his customers."
"Ask for Leeanne she's awesome. Tell her you heard this on foursquare from Mike."
"No matter who you are, no matter where you are on life's journey, you are welcome here."