"Great place for little ones to burn off that inexhaustible source of energy."
"Don't bother getting there early. You won't get in until at least 30 mins after your appointment"
"I don't know where four square gets its info ,but this is an automatic car wash. Not a strip club!"
"Nathan's hot dog combo and a pretzel for 2.50! Hell yeah."
"I'll never understand why people shop here. Their sale prices are the same as the regular prices at most stores."