"Someone teach these idiots to pour a Guinness"
"Nice work on that check in almost 4 hours before the store opens. Cheating is a fine art on Foursquare."
"Bring a book for those 20 minute waits in line."
"Try a vanilla John Wayne"
"It's got the same shit in it as the other HEBs, so get out of this one."
"Consistently slow drive thru. Only 1 lane has been working for months."