"Samosa guy's samosas are fairly spiced."
"Reuben. House made corned beef."
"Garlic burger uses garlic out of a jar. Unacceptable."
"The best pho in Boston is made by Thais?!"
"Beef ribs are dry. Not up to Texas standards but decent for the northeast."
"Fifty cent oyster happy hour. Oysters do not suck."