"US Airways wouldn't let us hang up a wedding dress in a closet. Nothing like cramming it in an overhead bin."
"Renovate the fucking bathrooms already"
"Friendly staff and mad good burgers. Free toppings on your burger and free peanuts."
"If you go for lunch during the week, try to get there a few minutes before noon or else you're done for."
"They got on the ball with free Wi-Fi in 2011, now only if they would cut the horrible music."