Matt Batten

"The lamb sumac pie is divine. And the Mezze plate is very good. Probably the best humus I've ever had."

"Like I said. Total fuckbags."

"Total fuckbags. Don't take bookings. They tell you if you arrive before 7pm you will get a table. So you trek over, arrive before 7 and there's no tables. For the rest of the night. Night ruined."

"No wonder this town is dying. I give it one more generation before it's a ghost town."

"Ok. So the food is actually pretty good (when it's in stock) and the portions are generous. Just make sure you book an indoor table."

"#fail"