"WORST SERVICE EVER!!!! A joke of a restaurant. LEFT WITH AN OPEN CONTAINER"
"Sad quesadilla... Waste of 8 bucks. And a mini burger... Def not a 1/2 lb"
"Worthless... Don't go in there with a problem bc you'll be just walking out with it"
"Don't forget to pay the troll toll"
"Best place to jet ski, bring your stand up!"
"Took forever, hopefully you took forever, hopefully you have an old buick with bench seats"