"the guys are great, the cuts are sharp, and the price is right."
"A great showing of contemporary artists!"
"Come hungry. The burritos are beasts!"
"Grab a raft and have a nice float on the lake !"
"Don't trust the vending machine to give you what you asked for OR correct change"
"This is a serious/great tae knowndo school. Prepare to work hard and feel great when you leave"