"If you haven't done anything to screw up your trip, don't worry--Delta will take care of that for you."
"I think I hate every single person who works here."
"Get anything. You'll like it, and so will your wallet."
"The Delta ticker counter is a literal nightmare. Always. And the TSA agents are unnecessarily rude."
"Four words: automated toilet seat covers. Two more words: Garrett Popcorn."
"Three course prix fixe for $13 is a steal. Masala Crab Cake, Chicken Tikka Masala, and Vegetable Samosa are all delicious."