"This place is DEPRESSING"
"Everyone who works here is super friendly and helpful. That's not really a tip per se, but whatever."
"I dare you to look me in the eye and tell me you've ever seen a better selection of drinks and snacks."
"Somehow I've been here a bunch of times w/o realizing that they have a basket of games here. Get some coffee and play some Yahtzee!"
"Super friendly, great service, reasonable pricing. I can't recommend this place enough."
"Every time I come in here, I sing the 'Reading Rainbow' theme to myself on the way in and imagine that LaVar Burton is standing there, smiling at me, gently (but firmly) encouraging me to read more."