"The clock is 15 minutes fast"
"Shrimp po' boy was not good at all, disappointing compared to the previous reviews (and pictures)- maybe it fell off. The Cuban sandwich was excellent, though!"
"Pharmacy has no idea what they are doing. Do not come here to get shots."
"Stay away from the 2nd floor- there are smoking rooms and the entire floor smells awful. Ask for the first or third floor."
"Great little salon. Ask for Sarah, that girl knows how to cut!"
"If you happen to run into Schlomo, under no circumstances oblige him if he asks you to "taste the pickle.""