"Canollis, stomboli, calzones, this place has it all"
"25% military discount, can't beat it"
"Avoid lane 2, it is evil, the ball will without fail curve to the left or right at the last moment, I have never had so many gutter balls."
"Nice rooms for such a low price"
"The USO here is awesome and always had friendly people"
"Don't ask for help from Joann."