"Watch out for Hans, the surly pool enforcer!"
"There's a geocache nearby, if you're into that sort of thing. :-)"
"Fast professional service for a low (equivalent to Supercuts) price. Highly recommended."
"I love that Fran's bed is listed as an "entertainment venue." :-)"
"This is one of the few Dallas theaters that will produce shows by local playwrights. Also: sit up front... popcorn isn't very aerodynamic."
"Scratch McLovin on his cheeks. He likes that."