"Tater Tots - they have 'em, just ask"
"Come on December 1st for som kick-ass rock & roll with Agavero Revue!"
"Scramble down the hill past the picnic tables to a nice little stream... Worth the trek in spring when it's flowing!"
"If you knock your teeth out, come here, they will fix it gud!"
"Lox and bagel awesomeness!"
"Parking lot is crazy-crowded when school starts and ends"