"My mom ate some plaintains from over there a few weeks ago and got really sick. Not sure of it was a bad batch or what"
"Its pretty busy in here."
"Come get your car painted! Prices start at just 170! Mention foursquare and we will give you a deal!"
"Warning: admittance to room 118 may cause rotting of the brain"
"Don't forget the wiggle the flushing nob on the toilet, it tends to stick"