"The electrics are really dodgy and frequently cut out at the fuse. The windows are also bad for winter!"
"There are benches on the roof, but they have been locked up for a year nearly. No idea when residents are allowed to use them."
"We came for brunch, but it's more for lunch than for brunch. Nice to sit outside in the sun though!"
"Don't order a lime and soda, it'll cost you £3. Disgusting!"
"The message drawer is in the coffee table next to the sofa. Leave a message for the staff or for future customers!"
"Have a coffee at Caffe Nero before going through security; they only have Starbucks in the departure lounge and their coffee sucks."