"3 ways to order: call in (620) 232-PAPA, stop by, or order online via computer or mobile app. Current special: ANY LARGE (up to 5 toppings) for $12. Don't forget to tip your delivery drivers. :)"
"50% off Christmas stuff today!"
"If you want leg room, go with the exit seats!"
"Beware of the jumping dog!"
"Come here if you want to hang out with some pretty rad people, but watch out for the cat! Lol."