"Drop by the photo booth for free awesome photos by TLY Photography!"
"***W A F F L E *** ***F E E L I N G S ***"
"EAT AT CHOCOLATE... OR ELSE"
"AVOID /// LOCATION HAS BEEN COMPLETELY OVERRUN BY FERAL CHILDREN /// AVOID"
"PLEASE JUST LET ME ORDER AND STOP SCREAMING AT ME"
"Half the store is 50% off every week; if it's not on sale now, come back on Monday and it probably will be!"