"New tables aren't very good. Every two seats shares a small table in between."
"Get the MVP! It's well worth it."
"The wait on the weekend is ridiculous. Either get here really early or eat somewhere else."
"The best kolaches around!"
"Bring your dog when you go through the drive thru and ask for a free "puppy custard". My dog loves going just for this!"
"Try the PB&C or Turtle Custard Sundae."