"Have the mayor pour you a drink!"
"It's an airport in Cleveland. That's all u need to know."
"Pour Matt Mazzer a drink. He's a thirsty fella"
"So many dumb tvs. Would only be ok if Kelly Kapowski was my waitress"
"It's super bowl Sunday and u cant order food here because carryout is so busy. Really? Get your shit together."
"Always buy Matt Mazzer lunch. He's a really great guy."