"Don't hog the hot sauce!"
"Latest specials. Much better value than most of the rest of the menu"
"Beware the lads. Spot them by their rats tails, Nike runners and short shorts"
"Tulip festival from the 20th September 2011"
"Classy venue, drinks are a little pricey though."
"Unfortunately, like a lot of car washes, you need to watch them to make sure they do a good job or corners will be cut."