"David just cut my hair. Cleaned me up and made my hair look exactly how I wanted. Request him!"
"Get Nick to make you a Moscow Mule."
"Croswell, oh Croswell, you smell like shit..."
"The rooms smell awful. Buy a pizza and let it sit out for a while to make the room smell better."
"Wifi was horrible here."
"They didn't have coffee or orange juice... Let's just hope their food is good..."