"The entrance is hard to find. A buzzer, an apartment, and a bedroom window stand between you and the best locale in East Williamsburg. Doesn't get more obscure than that."
"The tenants at Casa Schaargona are the most amazing, humble people south of 8 Mile. You'd do well to befriend them -- and shower them with gifts."
"Einstein's in Terminal B: friendly, fast, modestly priced. Frequent flyer approved!"
"Give Ali a high five. He deserves it!"
"Make sure to pet Westy, the hotel's dog!"