"The food is good, but it is the world's slowest restaurant. Entrees take over an hour to come out."
"Food is good. Employees are inept jerks who can't answer simple questions about the menu."
"Well, at least you get to go back through TSA without exiting the terminal... Because the same Al-Qaida boogeyman that works for the CIA is out to get you."
"Chad R. is code named "spray tan.""