"It can be hard to get in here on a Saturday, but well worth it to experience the inventive spicy chick pea + supermalt pairing on offer."
"Their Atwood's unequalled anywhere else."
"Don't miss Sandwich Thursday! Bring whatever."
"Le 'Lemon Zest', c'est magnifique!"
"Mine deep for Upscrutton's secret KD seam, and you may well be cheesily rewarded."
"It's pronounced Oops Crouton in French."