"Come on weekdays to avoid the line and run into the cute Chinese Aussie mayor."
"Staff has booze hidden in the _______. Find it and enjoy!"
"Here's a tip, skip this tourist trap and head to anchor and hope instead. It's just as overpriced but the quality and service are markedly better."
"Beef in flaming chili oil. Amazing. Order it."
"Avoid the paella. All other seafood was amazing."
"Go turbo Thai, eat soop nor mai!"