"I love the everything bagels with locks shmear. Today I got tomato and onion added to it. They have great hazelnut coffee, too! And taro smoothie, yum."
"Nacho fries, ask for the white cheese."
"Rascal kids! Just kidding, skateboarding is not a crime."
"Commuters at S Hay still line up and block the station platform path. Most stations have a few progressives who line up parallel to the yellow safety line, but not S Hay... They all look quite silly."
"Just saw a fight, never a dull Friday"
"Transferin' like a boss."