"I'm in a room with no windows, but it's a lovely room with no windows. The WiFi password is 'colorado'."
"Just pay the $10 for lot parking across the street. It's worth the frustration of losing your place in line to go fees the 1-2 hour street meters, ESPECIALLY if you're already here to pay a ticket :)"
"'Appointments' would be more useful if they weren't a week away..."
"Despite their appearance, the people just standing in the street are NOT zombies. Don't be alarmed. You should feed them, and NOT brains."
"THERE ARE NO FOOD PLACES PAST SECURITY, EAT NOW!"