"The decor is fanfreakintastic. The music is soothing. The coffees are very well made. Bring your significant other and chat it up."
"Pricey for what you get. 4 bucks for a piece of mediocre pizza? Get outta here! I think they have the Creed Pandora station on. Woof."
"Ask about the calendar."
"They like to dance and drink Kenzinger. It's terrible, the beer. It's like grandmas house but she's on the 2s and 10s. They played TLC."