"Be careful of the parking lot during wet weather, expect to get your shoes dirty"
"Beware of the cars, they don't likey being pet."
"Make sure to paint yourself and friends, someone else will paint the street"
"Make sure to keep the front/back door closed. We don't need creeps in here."
"Have fun at this house, there are plenty places to party."
"Get in and get your work done before it is too late."