McAsian

"You're only allowed in the bedrooms if you're nekkid!"

"and obviously ur not smart and don't know how to read cuz I did say best friends house. not Moms house. man ur batting 0 for 2 your Mom shoulda drowned u when she had the chance"

"that's awesome my mom died 2 years ago thanx what ever helps u sleep at night. how old Are you going with the your mom jokes your life must really be sad"

"hey NATHAN how about you not be a faggot and check into places you don't go because I'm pretty sure I've never seen you at my best friends house. your a friggen douche bag"