"I'm quite confident I'm the only English speaking person in the area."
"Cool little music shop owned and operated by a cool cat."
"This Dunkin is shady. They always try to charge me for 2 shots of espresso when I ask for one."
"It's a laundromat. Typically, I'm the only English speaking customer."
"This place looks like the Alamo. I pissed on the windows one time. I live here."