"Terrible customer service."
"Accepting new patients!"
"Eat upstairs by the window for the best view!"
"The courtyard is named "Darwin's Garden." It is planted solely with species native to Florida and serves as a living laboratory."
"Arrive before 9:00 AM and park near the elevated walkway on the third floor of the garage if you are headed to the engineering, biology, or nursing buildings."
"Be ready to tell a joke when you visit the front office. You'll be happy you did."