"Best food in town! Try the chicken tenders and shrimp! The shrimp are giant!!!"
"Don't sit on the side of the desks or you will fall! "I just want you to notice, no profanity came out of my mouth after falling" - Reverend Anne McKee"
"All you can eat Wednesday's"
"ROADKILL! For real, it's a dish! Try it!"
"Hamburgers are awesome!"
"The microbrews are worth it."