"Ask for a 1st floor pool side room. Preferably next to the hot tub for some skinny dipping if your brave."
"Grab a seat and relax. You only have 599 beers to go. Not knowing what you want ask for help. They will find something to fit your mood."
"Don't do the chicken fingers. They are not very good. Go with the club. So much better."
"Double check your bar bill. Bartender jacked $1 per drink and we tipped the guy. This is a charity event and just plan stealing. Talked about f'd up."
"Buy at annual park pass and support the parks. Best value."
"They don't serve drinks until 12:30."