"Wear a sweater, it's FREEZING in here all the time."
"There is a huge stack of comics in the corner for the kids."
"If your kids need to leave or something causes you to have to leave you can request a rain check on your way out."
"Watch pit for prairie dogs in the fence!"
"Go here to have your creative soul forcefully extracted through your nose."
"The back now has wifi, yea!"