"Worst customer service ever. Had to demand a refund when they broke a film and then refused to apologize to their customers. Take your business elsewhere!"
"Be sure to say hi to Squirtle the Turtle, he makes the best drinks!"
"This gastro pub uses homegrown herbs and veggies, and has tons of great local beers, plus great burgers! Be sure to sit outside on the patio"
"Make sure to use the second bathroom... And watch out for Kenny the Kreep..."