"Celiacs: they have Brunehaut. Drink your heart out."
"2 out of 5 tables will have loud, screaming children. The beer list is worth it though--get the EKU."
"Free coffee when you check in at brunch! :D"
"Best/fastest chipotle on the planet."
"Colorado bulldogs. That is all."
"Champagne martinis? Consider your life complete."