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"These realtors hang around FOREVER because theyre always in the master bathroom getting blumpkins from Dan :/"
"The owner of this place is a perve and registered sex offender!!! Hide to kids, hide yo wifes cause he's rapin' everything in sight!"
"dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon and dylon..."
"New bar recently opened in Sababa! Stop by on Friday and Saturday nights for GREAT drink specials :)"