"Do: make sure to say Hi to Tux, the very friendly resident cat. Don't: Stay in room 32. It is right next to the front desk, and you can hear every little sound coming from the lobby."
"6pm on Taco Tuesday (all taco plates $3.69) is crazy busy - avoid!"
"Order the Pink Cowboy. Much like the Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity, the deliciousness makes up for the embarrassment of its name. Don't order the Pear Blossom, unless you like the taste of liquid soap."
"CFEs earn 22% more than their non-certified colleagues. Stop by booth 607 at the IIA International Conference to learn more!"
"My tip: Go elsewhere. Overcrowded, miserable customer service, no water available at all for thirsty little ones."