"SLOWEST DRIVE-THRU EVER!!"
"They will lock the door in your face, and just look at you. Won't even say 'We are closed.' WTF"
"For those of you who can actually have an opportunity to be the mayor."
"If you're not actually here, then don't check in."
"Girls, if you hold the flusher long enough in the downstairs bathoom, it WILL flush. Unless, you're a drunkass."
"Find the cute barista..."