"No liquor here, but great beers on tap."
"Recession Special - fried bologna sandwich, chips, coke and a moon pie. Love this place."
"Spiciest mustard ever... Wow!"
"Best jukebox ever - no TouchTunes here, folks."
"Quattro formaggio. 'Nuff said."
"Go to Chatham Tap and order the Spin Dip or Garlic Fries. Try the Chicken Ranch Pizza and wash it down with a 312!"