"Longest lines in Broward County"
"Wednesday night is trivia night. It's good for groups and families."
"Do yourself a favor and do not come here in the afternoon. The selection and service suck."
"You have to ask for spinach."
"Donate $1 and ask for the free frosty keychain. You'll get Frosty Jr. every time you go from now until Halloween 2011."
"There's a speed trap here PLUS it's currently a construction zone. Beware."