"Amazing breakfast sandwiches and coffee for really great prices!! My new favorite spot for the morning"
"Ask for Loren! She's amazing :)"
"Take off your shoes when you get here or get kicked in the balls, or twat."
"Don't run up the stairs, if you fall, it hurts extremely bad on the cement/metal steps."
"There's a nifty microwave you can use!"
"Breakfast: blueberry pancakes w/strawberries on top. THE BEST!"