"Walked in and 2 minutes later had my vitals done. Competent and attentive staff."
"Come here for Smack Down on demand and delicious cappuccinos. Must love Sheamus."
"These gals live on the edge. Hand massage after your nails are painted! Get it girrrl!"
"Customer service not included"
"Do: go upstairs. Don't: get a vodka mixed drink. Their vodka is watered down."
"Come here for a delicious home cooked meal by the mayor"