"Nice location! Only single stall restrooms though..."
"Just meh... Kitchen got the order wrong..."
"Staff & OWNER 'don't know anything about four square' and won't honor the special that pops up when you check in..."
"Try the green mussel dynamite! They're dynamite!"
"If your waitress's name is Morgan, order everything you want right away because she won't be back to give you anything else! Watched her do the same thing to the table next to me too!"
"Valet says two hours only but they will allow for more if you ask :)"