"If they are out of a furniture item, they will gladly order it for you and charge outrageous shipping."
"Your brownies taste like saw dust. And that seems like a hard thing to do."
"Don't get the duck. #epicfail"
"Yo barbette this is that time I order your poorly washed under cooked mussels. Third times a charm I guess"
"Watch those guys when they cut your lumber or else it will be hacked up and not at all straight."
"They have great women's clothes too."